🧭 Logistics
- 📍 Where: Myrtle Beach, SC
- 📅 When: April 21–25
- ✈️ Getting there: Fly right into Myrtle Beach International Airport (MYR) — minutes from the house.
- 🛏️ Lodging: House(s) are booked! We’ll figure out cost-splitting together, but I’ll make sure it’s $150/night or less per person.
🗓️ Event Schedule
- Wednesday 🏖️ Beach 🍽️ Dinner: ?? 🎭 Theme*: Cowboys & Sluts Jimmy & Phi will arrive — no pressure! 💛
- Thursday ⛳ Golf / 🚤 Boating + 🏖️ Beach 🍽️ Dinner: Downtown 🎭 Theme*: Robots & Sluts 🌃 Night out after
- Friday 😎 Chilling, moon bounce, beer die 🍽️ Dinner: Hibachi 🥢 🎭 Theme*: Not sure, probs sluts 🎉 Opening Ceremonies house party
- Saturday 🏆 Team Olympics 🍽️ Dinner: Pizza 🍕 🎭 Theme*: Athletes & Sluts 🎉 Closing Ceremonies
*Yes, Phi picked the themes.
🏟️ The Arena
🤝 The Athlete’s Oath
We hope you play, but no pressure! The competing is only for Saturday afternoon and evening — if you’d rather sit it out, we’d still love for you to come — just please let me know ahead of time for team delegation.
There will be physical challenges as well!
Some of the games will handicap you if you’re not drinking. Others will have you drink an N/A so you can match volume. You don’t need to drink — but it may handicap your team if you don’t drink at all.
And it’s not all competition — there’s a pool, hot tub, putt-putt course, sport court, the beach, and plenty more to kick back with whenever you need a breather.
🥇 Possible Games
A running list of what we might play — tap a game to learn more 👇
A combination of relay, slip ’n slide, and beer pong! It’ll all make sense when you see it 😎
Human Hungry Hippos in an inflatable! Tethered to a bungee, you launch into the center ball pit, scoop up as many balls as your arms can carry, and get yanked back to your corner. Most balls when the pit runs dry wins — absolute chaos.
Every team member rides down and back fully positioned on the inner tube the whole way. First team to get all its members through, tube and all, takes the win!
The five D’s: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. Two teams, a line of balls down the middle, zero mercy — last team with players standing wins.
Sink a putt, get a point! Want a little handicap? Take a drink to move your ball closer to the hole. ⛳🍺
The classic. Partner up and toss the water balloon back and forth, taking a step back after every catch. Last pair with an unbroken balloon wins — splash zone guaranteed! 💦
The pretzel classic. Spin the dial, contort onto the mat, and hold your spot — last one who doesn’t topple into a tangle of limbs wins.
The classic backyard drinking game. Two teams, bottles in the middle — peg the other team’s bottle with a ball, then chug before they reset it and run it back. Aim true, drink fast.
One teammate straps a bucket (or big basket) to their head — the rest of the team fires water balloons trying to land them in the bucket. Most catches wins! 🎈
10 pins per side. Chuck a football across at the other team’s pins and knock ’em all down before they take out yours! 🏈
Lock in your team’s running order before you know the events — then pray you guessed right. Five mystery events, one bold gamble.
…and more to come!
📝 Claim Your Spot on the Team
Let us know you’re coming so we can sort out the rosters!
RSVPing as you